Once upon a time, a man and a woman were in love in Ispahan in Iran.

Dazzled by the beauty of the mosques, and excited by one another, they found that the architecture measured up to their voluptuous emotions.

They were intoxicated by the sweet harmony of Nature and Architecture, Body and Decor.

"Funny the roofs are like boobs."

"What are boobs?"

"Breasts. All these domes and cupolas are like women's breasts."

"Yours are so beautiful."

"Your minaret's not bad either."

"Come closer... Come here."

"You've got a nice bottom,"

"You too."

...

"I'm hungry!"

“I'm thirsty.”